Okay, so...Chow Mein. It may not be pretty, but it is pretty darn good. This recipe is in my "favorites" recipe notebook.
Start by browning 1 lb. of lean ground beef with one large chopped onion.

Now chop 3 cups of celery and quarter one package of fresh mushrooms. I realize these mushrooms are sliced rather than quartered. My dear husband ran to the store for me and purchased these pre-sliced mushrooms with the idea that he would save me a step. Sliced, quartered...whatever. You need one package.

Mix the water, soy sauce, brown sugar, beef bouillon, garlic powder, and pepper in a small bowl.

Add the vegetables and sauce to the browned (and drained) beef and bring to a boil. Then reduce the heat and simmer for 15-20 minutes.

Combine 3 tablespoons of cold water with 2 tablespoons of cornstarch. Pour into the chow mein and stir well.

Cook and stir until thickened.

Serve over rice and top with chow mein noodles, if desired.

Beef Chow Mein
1 lb. lean ground beef
1 large chopped onion
3 cups chopped celery
1 package fresh mushrooms, quartered
1 can of sliced water chestnuts
1 1/2 cups water
3 tablespoons soy sauce
1 tablespoon brown sugar
2 teaspoons beef bouillon granules
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/8 teaspoon pepper
2 tablespoons cornstarch
3 tablespoons cold water
Cooked rice, chow mein noodles
Brown beef and onion. Drain. Stir in the next 9 ingredients. Bring to a boil. Reduce the heat and simmer for 15-20 minutes. Stir in the cornstarch and water. Cook until thickened. Serve over rice.